Magic Cards with Googly Eyes

oh hello, let’s be friends

A-CHA-CHA-CHA

I AIN’T JOKIN’ WOMAN I GOT TO SHAMBLE

homf homf homf i eat bird yum

hokay so we can be BEST FRIENDS or i can hit you with mah stick, you choose

Special guest star Mark Rosewater!

hello my friend… i’ve been waiting

OOOO, I SMELL COOKIES OVER THERE

MOM?? IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

hay guys whar my battalion

I HAVE A SONG TO SING, O!

Oh, hyu vant eyes? Got all kinds, all species! Good for buy or barter, vill trade for tails.

OH BOY OH BOY I LOVE BIRD

HUGS FROM ABOVE!!!

OKAY I’M HERE, JEEZ